What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

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What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

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What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.