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What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

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What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

How was Jackie Gleason put into his casket?

Crammed in.

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What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..?

He was tired of coffin.