What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

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What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

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Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.