What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

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What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin

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What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

He kept coffin