What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

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What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

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What did one coffin say to the other?

Is that you coughin'

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.