What did one coffin say to the other?

Is that you coughin'

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Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

Coughin Jokes More Coughin Jokes

How do you bury a pothead?

Coughin'

How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'