What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

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What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

What are the differences and similarities of flint Michigan and The Walking Dead universe?

They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

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What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that.

What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

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What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.