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What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

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What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

What's the similarity to Group A streptococci and feminists?

They're sensitive to everything

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What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that.

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Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.