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What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

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What is the similarity between Steve Job and Robb Stark?

They both died when they were really popular.

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

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What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

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What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that.

What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

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What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.