What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

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They both have PAWS

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It scares the hell out of the dog

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At some point they turned into Mummys

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Not everyone gets it

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How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

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What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

What's black and yellow and doesn't float?

A bulldozer.