What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

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What do a dog and a nearsighted gynecologist have in common?

A wet nose.

What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.

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What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

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What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

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What's yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer

What's big and yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer.