What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog who digs up ancient artifacts?

A Barkeologist.

Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.

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Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

What's the similarity between free healthcare and good jokes?

Americans don't get them.

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

Bulldozer Jokes More Bulldozer Jokes

What's big and yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer.

What's black and yellow and doesn't float?

A bulldozer.