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What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

What do you call a dog in the library?

A hush puppy.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!

What is the similarity between a tornado and a divorce in the south?

Someone is loosing a trailer.

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

Bulldozer Jokes More Bulldozer Jokes

What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

What's big and yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer.