What's yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer

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How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

Why are there no Mexican in the Olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

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What's black and yellow and doesn't float?

A bulldozer.

What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.