What's yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer

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Where do hipsters swim?

Not in the mainstream

What's grey and can't swim?

A castle

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What's black and yellow and doesn't float?

A bulldozer.

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.