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Where do hipsters swim?

Not in the mainstream

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Why did the hipster cross the Brooklyn bridge?

To get home.

Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford?

Because he's Indie!

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What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

An octopuss!

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Where do hipsters drown?

The mainstream.

Where will you never find a hipster fish?

The mainstream