Where do hipsters swim?

Not in the mainstream

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What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster?

He hibernated in the summer.

How much does the average Hipster weigh?

About 74,000 Insta-grams.

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What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

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Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.

Where did the hipster drown?

In the mainstream