Where do hipsters swim?

Not in the mainstream

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What's the opposite of a hipster?

A napster

Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.

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Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!

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Where did the hipster drown?

In the mainstream

Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream