Where do hipsters swim?

Not in the mainstream

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Why did the hipster go to bed early?

Because he sleeps before it gets cool.

What do you call a hipster with a vasectomy?

A Fixie.

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Why are there no Mexican in the Olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

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Where did the hipster drown?

In the mainstream

Where do hipsters drown?

The mainstream.