What did a blind French guy said he wanted for Christmas?

All I want for Christmas is yeux

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Why did Batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

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What did the banker get for Christmas?

My 401k

What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas?

A ladder in her stocking!

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

What is the French version of the name Parker?

Valet.