What did a blind french guy said he wanted for Christmas?

All I want for Christmas is yeux

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Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

What did the teenage crow want for his birthday?

A-CAW!

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How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

He raps his presents

What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday?

Christmas, Carl

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What do you call a french racist?

A beget!

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for french fries.