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What did a blind French guy said he wanted for Christmas?

All I want for Christmas is yeux

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Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald

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What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

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What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit?

The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!

What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16