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What did a blind French guy said he wanted for Christmas?

All I want for Christmas is yeux

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Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

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What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

What do Hispanic weeaboos say on Christmas?

Feliz NYAHHHH-vidad

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What did the French chef give his wife on Valentine's Day?

A hug and a little quiche.

What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")