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What did a blind French guy said he wanted for Christmas?

All I want for Christmas is yeux

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What's the difference between a communist and a feminist?

The communist wants equality

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke

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Why is it so cold at Christmas?

It's in Decembrrrrr.

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?

Santapplause!

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What did the French fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

What do you get if you cross a cow a French fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!