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What did a blind French guy said he wanted for Christmas?

All I want for Christmas is yeux

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Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question?

A Regis Error.

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Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

Why isn't Christmas spelled Christmals?

Because Noel.

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What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

Franchicing

What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails?

I haven't a clous.