What did a blind French guy said he wanted for Christmas?

All I want for Christmas is yeux

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Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

Why do you want your lawyer to be a U2 fan?

Cos they're always pro-Bono

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What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

How does Trent Reznor's mom hang up his Christmas stocking?

With a Nine Inch Nail.

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What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

What did one dehydrated French man say to the other?

What are we going to do now, Pierre