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Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

What's the main ingredient in a Jedi martini?

Qui-Gon Gin

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

E Jokes More E Jokes

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

What would the Pilsbury Doughboy be if photos of him were constantly being put on magazine covers?

A roll model.

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

Attachment Jokes More Attachment Jokes

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

Forbid Jokes More Forbid Jokes

Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.