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Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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What program do Jedi use to PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What do jedi hate the most?

Forced jokes.

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What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

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Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality?

There's no such thing as potato quality there.

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

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Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?

Haram-bee