Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

What do Jedis wear to Oktoberfest?

Vader-hosen!

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

E Jokes More E Jokes

What's a hippies favorite animal?

An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

Attachment Jokes More Attachment Jokes

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

When do e-mails stop being in black and white?

When they are read.

Forbid Jokes More Forbid Jokes

Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?

Haram-bee