Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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Why are Jedi terrible at Rugby?

Because "There is no Try."

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

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How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.

How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

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How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

Attachment Jokes More Attachment Jokes

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.

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Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

Why did the school principal forbid the use of true/false tests?

It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.