Because attachments are forbidden.
Dagobah.
Vader-hosen!
An e-nigma.
By craic-ing his knuckles.
Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied
Photos-in-the-seas!
Because they have no attachments.
An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.
At the ghost office.
When they are read.
Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.