Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

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How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

Check for bugs in your system.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus???

It only takes one nail to hang a photo

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

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How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

What do you call mail that likes to have fun?

Outgoing mail.

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

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What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?

Haram-bee

Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects