Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

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What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?

Haram-bee

Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

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Why don't bees go to church?

Because they are in sects.

What do Canadians say after a prayer in church?

Eh-men

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Why doesn't the ant ever get sick?

He has lots of antibodies.

How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

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Why don't bees go to church?

Because they are in sects.

Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.