Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

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Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?

Haram-bee

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Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead annnnnnnnttt.

What do you call an ant that's walking in perfect form?

An informant

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Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.