Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

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Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

Why are foodfights forbidden in Japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why did the dog go into the church?

The doors were open.

Why do you never see any bugs in a church?

Because they are in sects.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

What's the difference between an ant and a bird?

A bird can fly.

Sect Jokes More Sect Jokes

Why don't bees go to church?

Because they are in sects.

Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.