Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

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Forbid Jokes More Forbid Jokes

What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?

Haram-bee

Why did the school principal forbid the use of true/false tests?

It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Sect Jokes More Sect Jokes

Why don't bees go to church?

Because they are in sects.

How do religions reproduce?

They have sects.