Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

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What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?

Haram-bee

Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

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Why did the melons get married in a church?

Because they cantaloupe.

What does a blind person read in church?

Holy Braille

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What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?

Antteneye!

What do ants drink?

Tea. It's an ant tea joke.

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Why don't bees go to church?

Because they are in sects.

How do religions reproduce?

They have sects.