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Why doesn't the ant ever get sick?

He has lots of antibodies.

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Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies?

They've got a lot of thyme on their hands

What do you call someone with lots of imaginary friends?

Schizofriendic

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Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

The lid said, "Twist to open."

What's the difference between an ant and a bird?

A bird can fly.