Why doesn't the ant ever get sick?

He has lots of antibodies.

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Why did Jared go to a Goat farm?

He heard there was lots of Kids there.

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

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Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!