Why doesn't the ant ever get sick?

He has lots of antibodies.

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What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

How do you know Bono is selfish?

He does a lot of Pro-Bono work.

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What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes.

What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin.