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Why doesn't the ant ever get sick?

He has lots of antibodies.

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What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old.

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Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

What do you call an ant from overseas?

Impartant