Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why hasn't there been a Mexican Disney Princess?

Because everyone would just think it's a quinceaera

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How does Jesus make his coffee?

Hebrews it.

What version of windows does Jesus use?

XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)

Disappear Jokes More Disappear Jokes

Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

Where did the tornado go?

Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

Pretend Jokes More Pretend Jokes

When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace

What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.