Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.
To e or not to e that is the question.
Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel
You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond
Because it was a government job.
He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...
Jesus may actually return some day.
Just add a G and now she's gone.
Because Austria was Hungary.
She was cross eyed.
They're way too into Stalin
Liberace
