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Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne?

Sat down!

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What day was Doris Day born?

Doris' day.

Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

Disappear Jokes More Disappear Jokes

What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

How do you cure a headache?

Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin

Why did the Saudi restaurant get in trouble?

They put the Umm Ali next to the Baba Ghanoush.

Pretend Jokes More Pretend Jokes

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz