Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.
A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.
You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.
I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....
The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.
At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"
Well, the cross was a big plus
Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!
It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!
Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.
Because it was a wrapped scallion.
A francophony