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Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

Why should you never trust atoms?

They make up everything.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Who's in charge of all the liquid measurements?

The liter.

Why isn't there a neutron mod in the Skyrim Steam Workshop?

Because there'd be no charge.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

How does Batman store energy?

In BATteries

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.