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Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why couldn't anyone trust the snowman to do anything?

He was kinda flakey

Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!

What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

What did the potato chip say to the battery?

I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready.