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Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

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Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

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Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect

Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...