Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

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What's the opposite of quantum physics?

Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin')...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).

Why can't you trust snakes?

They speak with forked tongues!

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What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

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Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

When should you charge a battery?

When you can't pay cash.