Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

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How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

Why did everyone trust the marsupial?

Everything he said was troo

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Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

How much does a dead battery cost?

It's free of charge

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Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.