Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

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Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

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How much does a dead battery cost?

It's free of charge

What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

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What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...

Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.