Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

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What's the opposite of quantum physics?

Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin')...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).

Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

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How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

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What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

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How do you make a living?

FRANKENSTEIN: make a living what

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

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What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.