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Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

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Why can't you trust snakes?

They speak with forked tongues!

Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

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Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

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Where does Frankenstein's automobile go to rest..?

Boris' Karl loft.

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

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What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.