Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

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What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

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What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.

What do you say when somebody else has ruined your joke?

RIP post

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How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

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What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.