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Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

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Why should you never trust atoms?

They make up everything.

Why can't you trust a Lithium Ion battery?

Because they're always Li-ion!

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What do you call somebody after you give them a noogie?

A knucklehead.

Whats the last letter in the alphabet?

Somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project

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Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

Who'll handle the Guantanamo closing?

Same guys who did Circuit City

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How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

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What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.