Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

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Because they're always Li-ion!

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Because he never spills the beans

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Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

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They are probably in better shape than you.

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He couldn't handle his lacquer

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FRANKENSTEIN: make a living what

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Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.