Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

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Why can't you trust stairs?

Because they are always up to something.

Why should you never trust atoms?

They make up everything.

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What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

How do you know if somebody does crossfit?

They are probably in better shape than you.

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

What is the best tool for getting a handle on your gambling addiction?

A vice grip.

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What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

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Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.