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What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

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What do you call lying furniture?

Untrustable

Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

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What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

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3, and the rest are true stories.

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If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

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What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

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What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.

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What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

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What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

"I didn't wake up this morning..."

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.