What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

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What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman?

The car salesman knows he is lying.

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It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted?

Crusty

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Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

Ah wait, i can't remember the rest

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I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

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How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

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What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

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Bolt upright.

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He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

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What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

"I didn't wake up this morning..."