What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

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What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

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What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

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What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

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So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

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What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

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What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

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Bolt upright.

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What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

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What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

"I didn't wake up this morning..."

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.