What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

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How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

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Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.

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Heh, disguised toast.

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They will give you a piece of your mind.

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What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

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Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?

His ghoul friend.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

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What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

"I didn't wake up this morning..."