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What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

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How are strippers and Subway workers similar?

They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.

What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?

They both lie about their emissions.

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How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

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How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

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How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

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What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.

Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?

At the ugly parlour.

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What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

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What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

"I didn't wake up this morning..."

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.