What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

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Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

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What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

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Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

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How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

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What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!

Where does Frankenstein's automobile go to rest..?

Boris' Karl loft.

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Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

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What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

"I didn't wake up this morning..."

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.