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What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

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What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

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Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

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How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

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Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

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What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

"I didn't wake up this morning..."