What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

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Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

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X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

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Thanks I needed that.

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What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

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What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

"I didn't wake up this morning..."