What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

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Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

Because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

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What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!

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What do politicians do for fun?

Rave at the party.

Why I don't joke about politicians?

Because I don't joke about jokes.

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What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.