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What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

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What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

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How is a broken clock better than a politician?

The clock is still right twice a day.

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.