What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

Previous Random Joke Next
Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?

No one's told him he's black.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips

Signal Jokes More Signal Jokes

Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What did the politicians say after taking a huge bong hit?

What's Allepo

How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving