What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

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How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)

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What did one nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

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How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

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Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

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Why I don't joke about politicians?

Because I don't joke about jokes.

What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!