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What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

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How can you tell if someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What did Ash tell his Pokemon?

Pokemon Go!

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

How does a deaf Gynecologist communicate with his patients?

He reads lips.

Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

Signal Jokes More Signal Jokes

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

Why are politicians buried 6 feet under?

Because deep down, they're good people.

How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.