What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

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What do you call a Ford on top of a hill?

A lie

Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.

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What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

A shaggy dogs tale!

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

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How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips

What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

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What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

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What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.