What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

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What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

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How can you tell if a girls tinder profile is fake?

They're attractive!

How about the No Bucket Challenge?

Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it.

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When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

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Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

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What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.