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What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

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What lies in a pram and wobbles?

A jelly baby.

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

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How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

What's the difference between Sugar and Sweet'N Low?

Sugar is on the lips.

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How cold is it outside?

It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

Why I don't joke about politicians?

Because I don't joke about jokes.

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What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.