What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

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A viola burns longer.

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A bellerina!

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What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

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What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

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What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.