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Why I don't joke about politicians?

Because I don't joke about jokes.

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What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

What's the best thing about banging 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them. don't get triggered, just a joke! Paedophilia is not funny

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What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money