Why I don't joke about politicians?

Because I don't joke about jokes.

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What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

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What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.