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What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between diarrhea and a regular stool?

You can't gbrblblblbl(gargling noise) with a regular stool.

What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

What did Bernie Madoff say to Bernie Sanders?

I'll take your money!

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What did the black kid get on his ACT?

BBQ sauce

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.

What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.