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What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

Why didn't the lawyer monkey make any money?

Because he did all his work pro bonobo

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

Pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

Why did the computer act crazy?

It had a screw loose.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What do politicians do for fun?

Rave at the party.

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

Which actor is a dog's favorite?

Bark Ruffaro

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."