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What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

Between the two of us we can make a lot of money.

Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money?

She didn't believe in prophets.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

Pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

Who's there! Actor! Actor who?

Actor you my dear Alphonse!

What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness?

Will Feral. Edit: I tried