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What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a white story and a black story?

A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"

What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What kind of money do polar bears use?

Ice!

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

What do people hate about CEOs of big internet companies?

They act too paowerful

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?

The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

Who's there! Actor! Actor who?

Actor you my dear Alphonse!