One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.
A tire.
You can afford four fjord forders' fords.
Net profits!
A one night stand with Jesus
Ham-burgers!
It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.
Mad props...
Matthew McConaug-hay