What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

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What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster?

The train got windows

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What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

What do you call a bread place that doesn't make any money?

A Naanprofit!

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What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

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What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

Which actor is best suited for a programmer role?

Dev Patel.