What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle?

A tire.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

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Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

What do you call a river that's an actor?

Russell Flow

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?

Because it's all play.