What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

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What is the difference between a bachelorette party and Cirque du Soleil?

One is a group of cunning stunts.

What's the difference between an erection and a Camaro?

I don't have a Camaro....

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What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?

They both spend all their money on payphones.

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Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!

What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

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What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician?

With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

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What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel