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What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

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Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

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What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

What do you call an unfinished inflow of money?

Incomplete.

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What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.

What kind of monkey can fly?

A hot air baboon!

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What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

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Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.