What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

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What's the difference between a magicians wand and a policeman's baton?

A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns.

What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

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Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader?

They gave him his money back.

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What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

What kind of a shoe has a problem?

An issue.

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Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

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What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.