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What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

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What do you use to search for anime in Google?

Weabooleans

What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!

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What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.

What is the worst way to find out you just came into money?

Via sticky notes

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What do cows like to line dance to?

Any kind of moosic you like!

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

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What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

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Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

What monsters are all the tools in the toolbox afraid of?

Vampliers