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What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

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What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments () X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

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What kind of money do religious businesses make?

Prophet.

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

The woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

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What kind of ant can you colour with?

A crayant!

Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke?

Mahalo bro lights.

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Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

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What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!

Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?

Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's