What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

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Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

What do nuns use for skincare?

Extra virgin oil.

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What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

How do you launder money?

Put it under the soap.

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What kind of tableware do gym trainers use?

Pilates

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

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Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

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What side of a monster has more hair?

The outside!

What does a monster do when he loses his head?

He calls a head hunter.