What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

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Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad?

They use French resistors.

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What do you call money on drugs?

A high five...

What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row.

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What kind of witch goes to the beach?

Sandwitch

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

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What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

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What did the manager of the Frankenstein museum say?

I'VE CURATED A MONSTER!

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.