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What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

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Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

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What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

Weirdo Jokes More Weirdo Jokes

What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

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How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.