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What's the difference between a magicians wand and a policeman's baton?

A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns.

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What's the difference between mlk day and St. Patrick's Day?

Everyone WANTS to be Irish on st Patrick's day.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

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What do you use to transport pittas?

A flatbread truck

Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

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What's the difference between a magicians wand and a policeman's baton?

A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns.

What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.