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What's the difference between a magicians wand and a policeman's baton?

A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns.

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What's that difference between a pun and a dad joke?

Dad jokes are punnier.

What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

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How is she?

Doctor: "I'm afraid she's critical". Me: "Oh, you get used to that...".

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

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What's the difference between a magicians wand and a police baton?

The magician's wand is used for cunning stunts

What's the difference between a magicians wand and a policeman's baton?

A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns.