What is the world's most religious fish?

The manta pray, at least until the morpray eel hears about this.

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What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.