How will I know when I'm an adult?

And I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'

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How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

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How do porcupines play leapfrog?

Very carefully

Why should you never play cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs

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Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

Who wants to hear an appendectomy joke?

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Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What's green and purple and goes up and down?

Barney in an elevator.

Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

Adult Jokes More Adult Jokes

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults?

You'd spill your drink.

Justin Jokes More Justin Jokes

What did the wind turbine say to Justin Beiber?

Justin, I'm a big fan. wheyyyyyyyyyyyy

How will I know when I'm an adult?

And I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'