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How will I know when I'm an adult?

And I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'

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What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?

Steven Seagull

Why are Mumford & Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

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Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

Why does Jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

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What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory?

You can hear a cough drop.

What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

How will I know when I'm an adult?

And I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'

How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

Adult Jokes More Adult Jokes

Why is the Adults only store open 24hrs?

Because get off at different times.

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

Justin Jokes More Justin Jokes

What did the wind turbine say to Justin Beiber?

Justin, I'm a big fan. wheyyyyyyyyyyyy

How will I know when I'm an adult?

And I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'