How will I know when I'm an adult?

And I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

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What do you call a group of whales playing music together?

An Orcastra

When does Sean Connery enjoy playing his favorite sport?

Ten-ish.

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What do you call a deaf Pokémon go player walking into traffic?

Anything you want they're not going to hear you.

Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What's red, round and goes up and down, up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

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Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults?

You'd spill your drink.

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How will I know when I'm an adult?

And I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'

What did the wind turbine say to Justin Beiber?

Justin, I'm a big fan. wheyyyyyyyyyyyy