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How will I know when I'm an adult?

And I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'

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Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

How do i know you're not 1 of them?

Were you bit! What! Do you not know what a hurricane is

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

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What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

"Today children we will learn our ABC's"

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What's yellow and goes up and down?

A banana in an elevator.

What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

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How will I know when I'm an adult?

And I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'

What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.

Justin Jokes More Justin Jokes

How will I know when I'm an adult?

And I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'

What did the wind turbine say to Justin Beiber?

Justin, I'm a big fan. wheyyyyyyyyyyyy