How will I know when I'm an adult?

And I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'

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What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

What's a Jackhammer's Best Friend?

Cast Steel! Bahahahahah! You know! Cause it has a poor dampening value it vibrates so much! They um. They both vibrate. Well ok. One vibrates, the other reciprocates. That's kinda... Hehe. Heh. Reciprocate my humor damn it!

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

Why couldn't Handel play his harpsichord?

Because it was baroquen.

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What did the blind guy say to the deaf guy?

I hear what your saying, but I don't see your point

What's a caterpillar afraid of?

A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)

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What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!

How will I know when I'm an adult?

And I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'

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What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.

Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults?

You'd spill your drink.

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What is it called when a guy called Justin gets justice?

Justinice.

How will I know when I'm an adult?

And I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'