Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money?

She didn't believe in prophets.

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How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

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How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

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What kind of money do religious businesses make?

Prophet.

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!