Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money?

She didn't believe in prophets.

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Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.

What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online?

Kraut funding

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Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

What did one ghost say to another ghost?

Do you believe in people

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When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.