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Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money?

She didn't believe in prophets.

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What do you call money on drugs?

A high five...

How much money did the bronco have?

Only a buck!

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How does a CANDU reactor work?

By believing in itself.

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Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

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When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.