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Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money?

She didn't believe in prophets.

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Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

When is the best time to raise money?

When there's a stripper in front of you.

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What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

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Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!