Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money?

She didn't believe in prophets.

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When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

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What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

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What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.

Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money?

She didn't believe in prophets.