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Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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Chewbacca Jokes More Chewbacca Jokes

How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.