Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

What do you call Bambi's friend dead on the road?

Thumpthumper

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A walkie-talkie.

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

Chewbacca Jokes More Chewbacca Jokes

Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.

What do Han and Chewbacca use to communicate?

A wookiee talkie.