Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Chewbacca Jokes More Chewbacca Jokes

Why is Chewbacca bad at sports?

He's just a wookie!

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millennium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!