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Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the depressed chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side

Why did the gold fish cross the road?

To go to /r/antijokes

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Why Did the Paradox Cross the road?

Because it didn't.

Chewbacca Jokes More Chewbacca Jokes

What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

Why did Chewbacca turn down Princess Leia?

She doesn't Swallowbacca.