Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

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Why did the emo chicken go across the road?

He was afraid to go down the tracks.

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

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What do you get if you cross Tina Turner with an orang-utan?

A f*ing ugly orang-utan

What do you get if you cross a dead Israeli leader with a New Age diet nut?

Menachem Vegan

Chewbacca Jokes More Chewbacca Jokes

What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?

Wookieeleaks

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!