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What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.

Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.

Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

Because they spend too much time with the x-position

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

Why do older polygons make sure their sides all stay an equal length?

It keeps you regular.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

Where do Dutch sheep go at night?

TO SHLEEP!

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible)

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.