What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist?

Is there a dog?

Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

What time do monkeys poop?

Tree turdy.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?

Asks his wife. "31 black"

Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What are your best racist jokes?

I find racist jokes to be the funniest! Share your best racist jokes here, but please stay respectful

What did one hat say to the other?

You stay here, I'll go on ahead....

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).