What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dyslectic, agnostic, insomniac think about at night?

Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke.

What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

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What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do buccaneers let off on bonfire night?

Piratechnics!

Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

Why does Wonder Woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

Ever wondered why bees hum?

It's because they don't know the words.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

Why did the cop shoot the insomniac?

He was resisting a rest

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Agnostic Jokes More Agnostic Jokes

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.