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What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

Logic

What's the difference between your dad and this joke?

This joke will be back someday

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What does Batman put in his drinks?

Just ice.

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no knees?

Toni

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Where does a dog go to buy shoes?

Reebark

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What time is it when you sit on a pin?

Spring time.

What do you calll a woman that people sit on?

Cher!

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get a little old lady to yell the F word?

Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What do you call an attractive bee who goes to bars?

A bar-bee!

What's a rabbi's favorite type of bar?

It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why do pigs have flat snouts?

From running in to trees.

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

Hog Jokes More Hog Jokes

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

What do you call a book case hogging all the books?

Shelf-ish