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What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

What's the difference between a blonde and an Airbus A380?

Not everyone has been in an Airbus A380.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

Why is Grace never thirsty?

Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no.

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What pen company did Lance Armstrong buy?

Uniball

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What is brown and sits in a toilet in a Dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?

They sit eggsaminations!

F Jokes More F Jokes

What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

Why did the nun always go to the same bar?

Habit

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

What do SQL programmers do at night?

Count star.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

What do cops do at a buffet?

They pig out.

Hog Jokes More Hog Jokes

What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

What do you call a book case hogging all the books?

Shelf-ish