A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
One is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.
When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.
Because proper tea is theft.
Tchai Tea
Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.
Whole Foods
Paddy O'Furniture
She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!
You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".
Get another one to yell BINGO
He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".
Lowering the bar. or not to.
Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!
To the moovies.
A pork chop!
They hate getting cured.
They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.
In piggy banks.
