What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a French kiss and an Australian kiss?

They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.

What is the difference between an angry rabbit and a counterfeit dollar bill?

One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call someone who throws up after drinking too much orange soda?

Fantastic

What do teachers drink at school?

Facul-tea

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

Why couldn't the Coast Guard save the hippie?

Because he was wayyy far out man.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

What ya doin'?

She said "Buying luggage."

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's Irish and sits out all night?

Patio furniture.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

Where do Crows hang out on Friday night?

The crow bar.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

Hog Jokes More Hog Jokes

What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.