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What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

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What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

How did the pig get to the hospital?

In a hambulance.

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Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon.

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

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What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day?

Hello ladies. Warm enough for you

What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!