What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

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Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

What is a pigs favourite ballet?

Swine Lake!

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Who's there! Bacon! Bacon who?

Bacon a cake for your birthday!

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

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What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day?

Hello ladies. Warm enough for you