What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

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What is a pigs favourite ballet?

Swine Lake!

When is a pig not quite a pig?

When it's oink-ognito.

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What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

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What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day?

Hello ladies. Warm enough for you