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What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

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What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.

How did the pig get to the hospital?

In a hambulance.

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What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

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What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day?

Hello ladies. Warm enough for you