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What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig?

Sarah Jessica Porker

What do pigs like with chow mein?

Sooey sauce.

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What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

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What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day?

Hello ladies. Warm enough for you