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What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

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What do Kermit the Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

What's invisible and smells like cough drops?

Koala farts

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What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

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Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.