What do Kermit the Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

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What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

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What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger

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What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

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How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.