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What do Kermit the Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

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What do you have if you have one fuzzy, green ball in one hand and another fuzzy, green ball in the other hand?

Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.

What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

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How does it smell?

Awful

What is 40ft long and smells like urine?

Line dancing at sun city

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What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What do Kermit the Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

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How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.