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What do Kermit the Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

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Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

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What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's finger

When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

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What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger...

What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the Frog's finger

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Why doesn't god like bacon?

Because he isn't real.

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast