What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

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What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

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What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger

What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue.

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What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers

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What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original) A Porcupine!

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*