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What do Kermit the Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

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Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

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What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What do you call a man who can smell the future?

Nostrildamus

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What's long green and smells like pork scratchings?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers

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What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermits finger.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.