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What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

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Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?

They always want to play leap frog with him

What do you have if you have one fuzzy, green ball in one hand and another fuzzy, green ball in the other hand?

Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.

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What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.

What's brown and smells funny?

Clown Poo

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What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's finger

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What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger...

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)