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What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

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Kermit's finger.

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I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

What is invisible and smells like carrots?

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Kermit the Frog's finger

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What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.