What do you have if you have one fuzzy, green ball in one hand and another fuzzy, green ball in the other hand?

Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.

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What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

What do you get when you put your hand in a blender?

A hand shake.

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What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.