What do you have if you have one fuzzy, green ball in one hand and another fuzzy, green ball in the other hand?

Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.

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What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

When his hand caught fire!!

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What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?

Nothing.