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What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

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What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

What's long green and smells like pork scratchings?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue.

What do you call a man who can smell the future?

Nostrildamus

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What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.

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What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's finger

What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.