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What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

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Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

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What is small furry and smells like bacon?

A hamster!

Why doesn't the queen's farts smell?

Because it's a noble gas.

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What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

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What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger

What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers