What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

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Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!

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What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics

What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

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What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the frog's finger

What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon.