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What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

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They always want to play leap-frog with him.

What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger...

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Pork and bologne sammiches.

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Kermit's finger

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Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger!!