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What is Russia's favorite imported product?

Ukraine.

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Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

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Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.

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Why you never mess with imported ants?

Because they are **important**.

Why don't you remove those barriers to imports?

It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.