What is Russia's favorite imported product?

Ukraine.

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What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

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What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.

Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

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Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

Why don't you remove those barriers to imports?

It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.