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Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What's a Russian's favorite food?

Vladimir Poutine

What's a Russian's favorite Italian dish?

Pepperoni Picza!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

Why are people who vape always trying to chase after bigger clouds?

More storage space.

Ukraine Jokes More Ukraine Jokes

Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.