Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

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What do Russians call their barbers?

Combrade

What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

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How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

The knocking always speeds up.

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Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

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Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy

Why do people in tumblr like quantum computing?

Because it's non binary

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Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.