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Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What's the name of the Russian Bee Gees cover band?

KGBGs

What room is it?

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian?

I'm Slavic and I know it

How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

Ukraine Jokes More Ukraine Jokes

Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...