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Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

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What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

What do you call a cow in a Russian forest?

A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.

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What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

What do you call it when a deer knows karate?

Tae-fawn-doe

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Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

She wanted to be a nurse.

Why are Mens bathrooms usually to the left?

Because women are right.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

Ukraine Jokes More Ukraine Jokes

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...