When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs!

Why are hairdressers never late for work?

Because they know all the short cuts!

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.

What makes the scarecrow so good at his job?

He's outstanding in his field

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why can't the bicycle stand on its own?

Because it's two-tired

What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What gets wet as it dries?

Texas after a drought.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

Cattle Jokes More Cattle Jokes

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

Laughing stock.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?