When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job?

A man who is outstanding in his field.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How do mesquite trees get taller?

They stand on their mesqui-toes!

What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

Oh yeah...39

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

What's the secret to a long life?

I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"

What do you call a C-average student from Texas?

Mr. President

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do you have to know to be an auctioneer?

Lots

What did one math book say to the other?

Man I got a lot of problems!

Cattle Jokes More Cattle Jokes

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES