When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

Why are white prisoners so scary?

Because you know they did it.

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

How did the Muslim find the goat in the field?

Very Satisfying.

Why did the scare crow get a raise?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Annnnd you all have cancer now.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day?

Hello ladies. Warm enough for you

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why are you driving that car in circles?

Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

What do a UT Austin student and a Texas A&ampM student have in common?

They both applied to UT Austin

What does a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in common?

Either way, someone is losing a trailer.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why is taking spanish 2 so awesome?

You get a lot of puse.

What do Mexican parents and good reddit comments have in common?

They have lots of children.

Cattle Jokes More Cattle Jokes

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

Laughing stock.

Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

How do you sell chicken to a deaf man?

HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.