Wanna Jokes

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

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Why is that whenever we talk about Pokémon, we sing the theme song?

Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?

Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

How many ADD/ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES???

How Many Kids With A.D.D Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes??

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wanna ride bikes?

What did one train track say to the opposite track?

Wanna race?

Why do you call these girls broads?

Cause I don't wanna be specific

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

Why do Ukrainians not like being late?

They don't wanna be rushin

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

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What is a crack head's favourite song?

Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..

What did the pizza say to the pizza cutter?

Wanna pizza me

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me!

How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES?

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes (xpost r/imgoingtohellforthis)

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes

How many ADD/ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes

Hey, wanna hear a joke?

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Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had?

Because they were a nuisance (new cents).

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

The spermutations.

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What do you call an Italian suppository?

Innuendo.

What do you call an Italian mobster who specializes in cold coffee drinks?

Al Frap-Pacino

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What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

What's red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly.

Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9...

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

Peek Jokes More Peek Jokes

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

Why shouldn't you change around a Pokemon?

Because he might peek at chu.