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Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

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Why is that whenever we talk about Pokémon, we sing the theme song?

Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?

Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

How many ADD/ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES???

How Many Kids With A.D.D Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes??

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wanna ride bikes?

What did one train track say to the opposite track?

Wanna race?

Why do you call these girls broads?

Cause I don't wanna be specific

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me?

Https://www.youtube.com/watch v=rQegAi6d-MM

What did one Nigerian Prince say to the other?

Wanna go phishing

How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

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Why do Ukrainians not like being late?

They don't wanna be rushin

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

What is a crack head's favourite song?

Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..

What did the pizza say to the pizza cutter?

Wanna pizza me

What's up Dad Party!" *dads go nuts* "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

Dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me!

Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES?

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes (xpost r/imgoingtohellforthis)

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes

How many ADD/ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes

Hey, wanna hear a joke?

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Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

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What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

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Why did the little boy use his inhaler?

No wheezin'

How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting

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Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

Why do people throw coins into fountains?

I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

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Why is that whenever we talk about Pokémon, we sing the theme song?

Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What version of windows does Jesus use?

XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)

Why is the next Windows version 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate(8) 9!

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What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?

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How can you tell when a Software Developer is an extrovert?

He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.

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How many ADD/ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

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Wanna go ride bikes?