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What did one monochromator say to another?

Hey, wanna get blazed?

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Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

Why is that whenever we talk about Pokémon, we sing the theme song?

Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?

Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

How many ADD/ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

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How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES???

How Many Kids With A.D.D Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes??

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

What's the crackhead's favorite song?

I wanna rock!

What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wanna ride bikes?

How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

What did one train track say to the opposite track?

Wanna race?

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Why do you call these girls broads?

Cause I don't wanna be specific

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me?

Https://www.youtube.com/watch v=rQegAi6d-MM

What did one Nigerian Prince say to the other?

Wanna go phishing

How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

Why do Ukrainians not like being late?

They don't wanna be rushin

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

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Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

What is a crack head's favourite song?

Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..

What did the pizza say to the pizza cutter?

Wanna pizza me

What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

Dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me!

Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

What did the boy gun say to the girl gun?

Wanna bang

Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES?

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes (xpost r/imgoingtohellforthis)

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes

How many ADD/ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes

Hey, wanna hear a joke?

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Because he wanted to get more definition.

How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate?

You pay a buccaneer.

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Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

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How will I know when I'm an adult?

And I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

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What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

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How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

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How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.

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Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

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What do you call people pretending to be a ball?

Roll playing im sry

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)