Wanna Jokes

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

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Why is that whenever we talk about Pokémon, we sing the theme song?

Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?

Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

How many ADD/ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES???

How Many Kids With A.D.D Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes??

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wanna ride bikes?

What did one train track say to the opposite track?

Wanna race?

Why do you call these girls broads?

Cause I don't wanna be specific

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

Why do Ukrainians not like being late?

They don't wanna be rushin

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

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What is a crack head's favourite song?

Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..

What did the pizza say to the pizza cutter?

Wanna pizza me

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me!

How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES?

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes (xpost r/imgoingtohellforthis)

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes

How many ADD/ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes

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Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

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Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

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How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?

What do you call a pothead with two spliffs?

Double jointed

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Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.

Why is that whenever we talk about Pokémon, we sing the theme song?

Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

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What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan.

Why are dolphins all friends with each other?

They just click you know

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How did Canada name their country?

They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh

What did N say to Z?

Stand up!

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Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.