Because 7 8 9.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four
Ayyee essay, where are you going
Because ten, nine ate!
Becaauuuussseee 7 8(ate) 9. You get it huh?
Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.
Where's the evidence
Because 7 8 9 A