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Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why don't you people see how racist Pokemon Go is?

All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.

Why don't you chat with us in the kitchenette in the morning?

Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why does my computer say Hello?

Because it's a Dell.

What do you call a computer that farts?

A compooter. 8D

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

Dell Jokes More Dell Jokes

Which laptop has the most pleasant speakers?

A Dell

What kind of computer sings?

A Dell

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute