Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What will it be for you, my friend?

The vendor asks. "Make me one with everything"

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

Why did the blonde call an exterminator?

Her computer had a bug...

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your laundry in.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

Dell Jokes More Dell Jokes

Which laptop has the most pleasant speakers?

A Dell

What PC does Adele use?

A Dell.

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.