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Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Who is always your friend at school?

Your princi-pal.

What do you call a frisbee that's more than a friend?

Frisbae

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How can you tell that a black person used your computer?

It's gone.

What are OJ Simpson's favorite keys on a computer?

Return Home Slash Slash Backslash Shift Shift Shift Escape

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

What's the difference between a dog and Windows 10?

A dog knows what is 'no'.

Dell Jokes More Dell Jokes

What do you call a computer that sings?

A Dell

What's the saddest computer you can buy?

A Dell

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message!