Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

What did the poor composer say to his friend?

I am baroque, can you lend me some money?

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

What do you say to pasta that gets thrown out?

Hasta la pasta baby.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why was Windows Vista afraid of 7?

Because Windows 7 8 9.

Why did Microsoft jump from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Because Windows 7, 8 9.....

Dell Jokes More Dell Jokes

What kind of computer can also sing?

A Dell.

What type of computer is unusually large?

A Dell

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.