Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

What rhymes with computer?

No it doesn't...

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.

What's something that you can catch but not throw?

Feelings. T.T

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why was Windows Vista afraid of 7?

Because Windows 7 8 9.

Why is the Apple Store always so hot?

They don't have Windows installed.)

Dell Jokes More Dell Jokes

Why does my computer keep saying hello?

It's a Dell.

What do you call a computer that sings?

A Dell

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

How do wasps send messages?

By bee-mail.

How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.