Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why doesn't Saran Wrap have any friends?

Because it sticks to itself.

Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Bill Gates get sick?

Because he left the Windows open.

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear.

Dell Jokes More Dell Jokes

What's the most emotional computer you can buy?

A Dell.

What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

How do footballers send messages?

By referee-mail.