How do mountainers send messages?

By ski-mail.

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What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?

Cross mouse cards!

What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

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How do wasps send messages?

By bee-mail.

How do footballers send messages?

By referee-mail.