How do really posh dogs send messages?

By pedigree-mail.

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How do wasps send messages?

By bee-mail.

What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

A Snapping Turtle

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How do mountainers send messages?

By ski-mail.

How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.