How do really posh dogs send messages?

By pedigree-mail.

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What four letter word has made the biggest impact in the modern world?

Send.

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

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How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

How do mountainers send messages?

By ski-mail.