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How do really posh dogs send messages?

By predigree-mail.

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What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?

Cross mouse cards!

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile

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How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

How do footballers send messages?

By referee-mail.