Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

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Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree!

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

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What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?

Wookieeleaks

What website do emo kids use for business networking?

LinkedIn Park

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What did the spider say to the bee?

Your honey or your life!

Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.