Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

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How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

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What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck?

A firequacker.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep?

A sheep that can round itself up!

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Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

What sound will reddit make when it blows up?

Nothing, it's just a website.

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

Webley stadium!

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ