Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

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Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?

A cold shoulder.

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What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

How did the astrologer cross the road?

In his Taurus!

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When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

When your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

What do you call a doctor for websites?

A URLologist

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What does Spider-man wear when it gets cold out?

A Peter Parka

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

Webley stadium!