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Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

So you'll never know which side he's on.

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

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What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?

Something punny.

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

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What kind of code does a volcano use to make its website?

HTMelt

What website do emo kids use for business networking?

LinkedIn Park

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.

What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.