Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

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What do you get when you cross 10 sodium particles with the Dark Knight?

Nananananananananana BATMAN!

What do you get when you cross NWA and Young Money?

Dr. Drake.

Website Jokes More Website Jokes

Why did Spider-Man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*

What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?

Wookieeleaks

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!

What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!