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Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

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Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

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What do you get when you cross a blue eye and a brown eye?

Pink eye

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What do you call a WordPress website that dresses up like another type of website?

DruPal

Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.