Website Jokes

What do you call a doctor for websites?

A URLologist

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What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading?

He gives it an F5

What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?

Wookieeleaks

What sound will reddit make when it blows up?

Nothing, it's just a website.

What website do emo kids use for business networking?

LinkedIn Park

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

When your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

A URLologist.

Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

What website are the germans least likely to laugh at?

Neingag.

What kind of code does a volcano use to make its website?

HTMelt

What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call a WordPress website that dresses up like another type of website?

DruPal

What did you think of our website?

A little bit tacky.

What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

How do you spot a modern spider?

He doesn't have a web he had a website!

What do builders use to make websites?

Com.crete.

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

Why did Spider-Man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*

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How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.

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What is the most popular dating website in the south?

Ancestry.com

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What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

What PC does Adele use?

A Dell.

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What were Marco Rubio's first words?

Hello, World!

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He gives it an F5

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Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

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What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why are there so many doctors in India?

Because about 20 million people are Sikh.

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.