Website Jokes

What do you call a doctor for websites?

A URLologist

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading?

He gives it an F5

What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?

Wookieeleaks

What sound will reddit make when it blows up?

Nothing, it's just a website.

What website do emo kids use for business networking?

LinkedIn Park

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

A URLologist.

What website are the germans least likely to laugh at?

Neingag.

What kind of code does a volcano use to make its website?

HTMelt

What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a WordPress website that dresses up like another type of website?

DruPal

What did you think of our website?

A little bit tacky.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

How do you spot a modern spider?

He doesn't have a web he had a website!

What do builders use to make websites?

Com.crete.

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

Why did Spider-Man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*

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What were Marco Rubio's first words?

Hello, World!

Illinois Jokes More Illinois Jokes

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

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Why does it always seem like models' hair is blowing in the wind?

They have big fans.

Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

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Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

Why did the vegetable band break up?

They couldn't keep a beet.

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Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!

What do Han and Chewbacca use to communicate?

A wookiee talkie.

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What do you call a doctor for websites?

A URLologist

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

A URLologist.

Server Jokes More Server Jokes

Why is Steam called Steam?

Because the servers are always steaming hot

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)