Website Jokes

What do you call a doctor for websites?

A URLologist

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Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading?

He gives it an F5

What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?

Wookieeleaks

What sound will reddit make when it blows up?

Nothing, it's just a website.

What website do emo kids use for business networking?

LinkedIn Park

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

When your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

A URLologist.

Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

What website are the germans least likely to laugh at?

Neingag.

What kind of code does a volcano use to make its website?

HTMelt

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What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a WordPress website that dresses up like another type of website?

DruPal

What did you think of our website?

A little bit tacky.

What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

How do you spot a modern spider?

He doesn't have a web he had a website!

What do builders use to make websites?

Com.crete.

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

Why did Spider-Man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*

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What do you call a plumb in a frock?

A damson in this dress.

What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

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What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

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What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best?

Lap-top!

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house?

Because his gait is broken and his locks are few.

How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes.

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What's with all of these racist jokes on reddit?

They're starting to get quite dark

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

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Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

What were Marco Rubio's first words?

Hello, World!

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How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

Why is Chewbacca bad at sports?

He's just a wookie!

Urlologist Jokes More Urlologist Jokes

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

A URLologist.

What do you call a doctor for websites?

A URLologist