Website Jokes

What do you call a doctor for websites?

A URLologist

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What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading?

He gives it an F5

What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?

Wookieeleaks

What sound will reddit make when it blows up?

Nothing, it's just a website.

What website do emo kids use for business networking?

LinkedIn Park

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

A URLologist.

What website are the germans least likely to laugh at?

Neingag.

What kind of code does a volcano use to make its website?

HTMelt

What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a WordPress website that dresses up like another type of website?

DruPal

What did you think of our website?

A little bit tacky.

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What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

How do you spot a modern spider?

He doesn't have a web he had a website!

What do builders use to make websites?

Com.crete.

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

Why did Spider-Man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*

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Why did the radiologist break up with the gold digger?

Because he saw right through her.

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you call it when two robots miscommunicate?

A syntax error.

What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

Marco Rubio Jokes More Marco Rubio Jokes

What were Marco Rubio's first words?

Hello, World!

System Jokes More System Jokes

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

When your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

Check for bugs in your system.

Chewbacca Jokes More Chewbacca Jokes

Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test?

He made a few Wookiee errors.

Why is Chewbacca bad at sports?

He's just a wookie!

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

What does Reddit need?

Ahmad.

Server Jokes More Server Jokes

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Why did Reddit's restaurant go our of business?

All of its servers were busy