Website Jokes

What do you call a doctor for websites?

A URLologist

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Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading?

He gives it an F5

What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?

Wookieeleaks

What sound will reddit make when it blows up?

Nothing, it's just a website.

What website do emo kids use for business networking?

LinkedIn Park

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

When your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

A URLologist.

Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

What website are the germans least likely to laugh at?

Neingag.

What kind of code does a volcano use to make its website?

HTMelt

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What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a WordPress website that dresses up like another type of website?

DruPal

What did you think of our website?

A little bit tacky.

What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

How do you spot a modern spider?

He doesn't have a web he had a website!

What do builders use to make websites?

Com.crete.

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

Why did Spider-Man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*

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A log!

When driving through fog what should you use?

Your car.

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How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day?

F5.

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He gives it an F5

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What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

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What do you call a political conservative woman who is required to always be there?

Amanda Tory

What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

Why do people hesitate before registering as an organ donor?

It takes guts.

Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

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What's everyone's problem with euthanasia?

I like little Asian kids

What do you call a drink with problems?

Dilemmanade

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What is Josh Duggar's second favorite dating website after Ashley-Madison?

Ancestry.com

What is the most popular dating website in the south?

Ancestry.com

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What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

A URLologist.

What do you call a doctor for websites?

A URLologist