Website Jokes

What do you call a doctor for websites?

A URLologist

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading?

He gives it an F5

What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?

Wookieeleaks

What sound will reddit make when it blows up?

Nothing, it's just a website.

What website do emo kids use for business networking?

LinkedIn Park

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

When your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

A URLologist.

Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

What website are the germans least likely to laugh at?

Neingag.

What kind of code does a volcano use to make its website?

HTMelt

What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a WordPress website that dresses up like another type of website?

DruPal

What did you think of our website?

A little bit tacky.

What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

How do you spot a modern spider?

He doesn't have a web he had a website!

What do builders use to make websites?

Com.crete.

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

Why did Spider-Man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*

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What type of sense of humor does rain have?

A very wet sense of humor

What type of movies can't Batman see?

Parental Guidance.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you call a robot dressed in drag?

A transition metal.

Why was the robot cold?

He was missing his winter gear

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

How do you break up with a farmer long-distance?

A John Deere letter.

F5 Jokes More F5 Jokes

What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading?

He gives it an F5

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen?

You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.

What joke has recieved the most upvotes on Reddit?

Redditors.

Urlologist Jokes More Urlologist Jokes

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

A URLologist.

What do you call a doctor for websites?

A URLologist

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of shoes to frogs like?

Open toad sandals!

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.