Website Jokes

What do you call a doctor for websites?

A URLologist

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Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading?

He gives it an F5

What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?

Wookieeleaks

What sound will reddit make when it blows up?

Nothing, it's just a website.

What website do emo kids use for business networking?

LinkedIn Park

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

When your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

A URLologist.

Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

What website are the germans least likely to laugh at?

Neingag.

What kind of code does a volcano use to make its website?

HTMelt

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What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a WordPress website that dresses up like another type of website?

DruPal

What did you think of our website?

A little bit tacky.

What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

How do you spot a modern spider?

He doesn't have a web he had a website!

What do builders use to make websites?

Com.crete.

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

Why did Spider-Man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*

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What do you call a doctor for websites?

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Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!

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Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

What's India's most popular dating service?

Connect the Dots.

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What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

What do Child predators use to get dry skin off of their feet?

A Pedofile

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What a BLONDE will ask the doctor in the maternity ward?

"Is it mine "

Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

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How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

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What were Marco Rubio's first words?

Hello, World!

Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

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What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading?

He gives it an F5

How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day?

F5.