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Why did the vegetable band break up?

They couldn't keep a beet.

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What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.

Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

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What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!