Why did the vegetable band break up?

They couldn't keep a beet.

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What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

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Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

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Why did the vegetable band break up?

They couldn't keep a beet.

Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.