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Why did the vegetable band break up?

They couldn't keep a beet.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What would have to break to give you 18?

A condom

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

What's Dr. Dre's favorite vegetable?

Beets.