Why did the vegetable band break up?

They couldn't keep a beet.

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How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

How do you end a relationship fight?

You break it up.

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What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.