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Why did the vegetable band break up?

They couldn't keep a beet.

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What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse?

Depressing. **crickets**

How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

What do you get when you go to a rapper's vegetable farm?

Beets by Dre