Why did the vegetable band break up?

They couldn't keep a beet.

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What can you make and break at the same time?

A racket.

Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

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How do you make a salad wrap?

By adding some beets

Why did the veggie band sound horrible live?

Because they were missing a beet.