Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

Previous Random Joke Next

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What did they find floating in the toilet of the S.S Enterprise?

Captains Log

What do you find in a cloud's shorts?

Thunderpants!

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

Bored.

Orbit Jokes More Orbit Jokes

What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

Cnn Jokes More Cnn Jokes

Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

Wrigley Jokes More Wrigley Jokes

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys!

Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

Doublemint Jokes More Doublemint Jokes

Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.