Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

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CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

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Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys!

Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

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Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.