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Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

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Why can't a blonde dial 911?

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.

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What bug has to watch it's sugar intake?

A dia-beetle

Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

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What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

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What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July

What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

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Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys!

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What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.