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Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

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What's a mostly red rainbow called?

A pride flag found at Orlando.

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator?

She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Why do you never buy a woman a watch?

Because there's a clock on the stove.

What do you call feeling bad about watching lame reality TV shows?

Survivor guilt.

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What do you call a fish in orbit?

Trouterspace.

Whats the word im looking for?

You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word

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What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is Palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

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Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys!

Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

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What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.