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Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

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What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets?

She went looking for the three guys.

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What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

Bored.

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.

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What do you call a fish in orbit?

Trouterspace.

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

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How do you get Reddit to improve their search function?

Have CNN report on how bad it is

Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

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Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys!

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Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.