Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

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What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

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What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!

When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch?

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What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

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What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July

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Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys!

Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

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What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.