Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys!

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What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

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What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!

What do you call it when worms take over the world?

Global Worming.

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What's an old woman taste like?

Depends...

Why does Skeleton Soup taste so poor?

It lacks body

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How did the chewing gum cross the road?

By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

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Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys!

Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.