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Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys!

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Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

How does a train eat?

It goes chew, chew

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

They can lighten your load!

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What does blue paint taste like?

Exactly like red paint!

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

Chew Gum Jokes More Chew Gum Jokes

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys!

Wrigley Jokes More Wrigley Jokes

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys!

Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.