Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys!

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What's pink and slowly turns red?

A baby chewing on a razor blade.

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys!

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What do you call it when worms take over the world?

Global Worming.

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

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Why does moon rock taste better than earth rock?

It's a little meteor.

How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

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What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

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Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys!