Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys!

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Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys!

How do scientists develop chewing gum flavors?

Through ex-spear-i-mints.

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What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

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Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

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Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

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Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys!

Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.