Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys!

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What chews on trees and sings?

Justin Beaver

What do you call gummy semites?

Chews!

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What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?

Where in earth have you been!

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What does it taste like to go down on a little old lady?

Depends

How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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How did the chewing gum cross the road?

By sticking to the chicken's foot.

What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out?

A chewing gum you pervert

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Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys!