Because they're wrigleys!
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!
Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!
Because everyone had to go on in pairs!
They're close enough to smell it, but can't have a taste.
It's a little meteor.
By sticking to the chicken's foot.
To find out the latest on gum control legislation.