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What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

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Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

So he could flip the bird

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

Which fish can perform operations?

A Sturgeon!