What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

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Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-Nile.

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call someone who is good at fishing?

A Master Baiter.

What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant