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What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

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Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?

Drowns.

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.