What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

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Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Where do hipsters drown?

The mainstream.

How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

So he could flip the bird

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

What is the most important thing for a hungry shark?

A-fish-in-sea.