What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

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Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

What do you use when you are drowning in women?

A flirtation device.

How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish with no eye's?

A fsh

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.