What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

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Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-Nile.

Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

What do you call it when worms take over the world?

Global Worming.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What sort of dance do fish do at parties?

The conga!

What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.