Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone

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What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

How much do you whey bro

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"

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Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

Why did the bar owner by a diamond mine get arrested?

He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.

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Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and an elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Gun Free Zone Jokes More Gun Free Zone Jokes

What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone