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Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone

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Bodybuilder Jokes More Bodybuilder Jokes

When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

Because you can never be too careful.

What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

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Why was the black man arrested?

Good question.

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

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Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone

Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

Gun Free Zone Jokes More Gun Free Zone Jokes

Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone

What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone