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Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone

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Bodybuilder Jokes More Bodybuilder Jokes

When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

Because you can never be too careful.

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the communist arrested?

He was caught red handed.

What was Snoop Dogg's ghost arrested for?

Possesion.

Elementary School Jokes More Elementary School Jokes

What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and an elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

Gun Free Zone Jokes More Gun Free Zone Jokes

What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone