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What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

About 40 years.

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How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What do you call an extremist group of water at 0 Degrees Celsius?

ISIS

What does ISIS call wine snobs?

Zinfandels!!!!!!

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

Isis Training Camp Jokes More Isis Training Camp Jokes

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and an elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.