What's the difference between a school ...

What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

What is the difference between a pub and an elephant fart?

One is a bar room, and one is a Barooooooooooooom!

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

How do you know the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snow Balls

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

What do you call ISIS after it has been completely destroyed?

WASWAS!

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why are you late Joseph?

Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late Joseph: The sign said "School Ahead Go Slow!"

Why are you home from school so early?

Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "

Isis Training Camp Jokes More Isis Training Camp Jokes

What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and an elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone