Drone Jokes

What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone

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What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school?

No idea man, im just flying the drone.

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

Who got there first?

The drone.

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school?

I don't know, I just fly drones.

What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone

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What's the difference between a mosque and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

What's the definition of a quarter tone?

A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.

What's the national bird of Iraq?

The drone.

Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?

Because they kept droning on and on!

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...

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Terrorist Camp Jokes More Terrorist Camp Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school?

No idea man, im just flying the drone.

Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school?

I don't know, I just fly drones.

Terrorist Training Camp Jokes More Terrorist Training Camp Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

What's the difference between a Afghanistan wedding and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.

Orphanage Jokes More Orphanage Jokes

Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What is green and flies above Poland?

Peter Pansky

What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?

They're hiring.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

How can you tell soap operas are fictional?

In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.

Throne Jokes More Throne Jokes

How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad?

You ask them to hold the door for you.

How does a queen get around her kingdom?

She gets throne.

Child Hospital Jokes More Child Hospital Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.

Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

Taliban Jokes More Taliban Jokes

What type of MMO's does the Taliban play?

RPG's

Why are there no Televisions in Afganistan?

Because of the taliban