Drone Jokes

What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone

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What's the difference between a taliban outpost and an Afghani Elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school?

No idea man, im just flying the drone.

What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I'm just flying the drone

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

Who got there first?

The drone.

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school?

I don't know, I just fly drones.

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What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone

What's the difference between a mosque and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

What's the definition of a quarter tone?

A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.

What's the national bird of Iraq?

The drone.

What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?

Because they kept droning on and on!

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...

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