Drone Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school?

No idea man, im just flying the drone.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school?

I don't know, I just fly drones.

What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

What's the definition of a quarter tone?

A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.

Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?

Because they kept droning on and on!

What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

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