Drone Jokes

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

Orphanage Jokes More Orphanage Jokes

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Loan Jokes More Loan Jokes

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

Because she had an interest in the principal.

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

How do you interrupt a Redditor's winning streak?

The Game

How do you organise games in Pompeii?

Make aedile.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

Why did the ska guitarist take twice as long to fap?

He only knows up strokes

Child Hospital Jokes More Child Hospital Jokes

Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.

Throne Jokes More Throne Jokes

What do 'Game of Thrones' and 'The Sixth Sense' have in common?

Icy dead people

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

What is the difference between black, morbid and brutal humor?

Black humor - 12 children in one trash can Morbid humor - 1 children in 12 trash cans Brutal humor - 12 trash cans in one children