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What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone

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What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school?

No idea man, im just flying the drone.

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

Who got there first?

The drone.

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school?

I don't know, I just fly drones.

What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone

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What's the difference between a mosque and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

What's the definition of a quarter tone?

A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.

What's the national bird of Iraq?

The drone.

Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?

Because they kept droning on and on!

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...

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What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

Why is ISIS so good at sports?

Even in high-intensity games they always manage to execute

Sword Jokes More Sword Jokes

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

What is it called when two celebrities are fighting?

Star Wars.

Terrorist Camp Jokes More Terrorist Camp Jokes

Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school?

I don't know, I just fly drones.

What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school?

No idea man, im just flying the drone.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What's The Difference Between Larry Hogan And An Iraqi Child?

Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital.

Whos the coolest guy in hospital?

The ultra-sound guy. Who takes over when hes on holiday? The hip-replacement guy

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?

How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.

Sharpen Jokes More Sharpen Jokes

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones