Drone Jokes

What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school?

No idea man, im just flying the drone.

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

Who got there first?

The drone.

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school?

I don't know, I just fly drones.

What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

What's the difference between a mosque and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

What's the definition of a quarter tone?

A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.

Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?

Because they kept droning on and on!

What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...

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How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a punchline and a cute girl?

Sometimes I get the punchline

What's the Difference Between a Hormone and a Pheromone?

You can't hear a pheromone.

Syrian Jokes More Syrian Jokes

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone

Kindergarten Jokes More Kindergarten Jokes

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

Dunno Jokes More Dunno Jokes

What are you reading?

Pupil: I dunno! Teacher: But you're reading aloud! Pupil: But I'm not listening!

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

Terrorist Camp Jokes More Terrorist Camp Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school?

No idea man, im just flying the drone.

Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school?

I don't know, I just fly drones.

Banker Jokes More Banker Jokes

Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

Why was the banker bored?

Because he lost interest in everything.

Child Hospital Jokes More Child Hospital Jokes